A woman who - unbeknownst to her at initiation of the relationship - has had two or more boyfriends break up with her resulting from coming out of the closet.
Marry - Hey Mark, so I hear your going out with Heather?
Mark - Yeah, its great - she's so nice and cute.
Marry - So... When are you going to come out of the closet?
Mark - WHAT!?!!?! Uhgghhh... What are you talking about?
Marry - You know Heather is a Gay Oven right? Her last 3 boyfriends broke up with her because they were gay.
When you fart into your girl's vagina then close it real quick and pull a blanket over her head.
I ripped a mad french oven on my girl last night. We broke up.
A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach
"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"
when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket
I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.
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Achieved when one rips a vicious fart, preferably in an occupied office with one entrance. One then runs out of the office, shutting and barring the door, thereby trapping both occupant and smell inside. Office doors with windows work best, as they allow you to look into your victim's eyes as you whisper "For the greater good" while you keep them trapped.
Dude, I ripped one and locked Pat in the Spock Oven.
Yeah, my girlfriend's mad because I put the child locks on the car doors and Spock Ovened her before she could figure a way out.
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noun; Used to dispose of a mafia-whacked corpse by combining the body, the mid-summer's heat, and the trunk of an abandoned car. As defined by Henry Hill on his website GoodFellaHenry.com
Petey (in Italian accent): What are we going to do with this rat's body?
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.
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When an East Indian guy farts in bed, under the covers.
Apu! It stinks in here, did you make a tandoori oven?
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