When your highly anticipated package arrives and you rip the box to shreds because you just can't wait any fucking longer.
"dude whats all this brown stuff on the floor"
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''
The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.
Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.
n. / v.
1. Unprotected sex
2. The act of having unprotected sex
Bro, I gave her the UPS package last night and now I'm worried there might be a delivery in 9 months
A group of casually single girls who
Like to indulge in Petty conversations.
“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”
Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
Semen, or ejaculate; particularly from a male.
Frank: "I'm gonna spray my package wax allover your lower back"
Suzie: "No, I prefer when you put your hot package wax inside of my box.