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(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.
Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place
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Feminine protection for mice. Similar to rodent tampons.
Mouse Pad... O_o
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a kid who is extremely lazy;
will ask you to make him food, help him up, and also mooch rides, and cigarettes off of you.
often associates themselves with the "punk" genre but is too lazy to participate in any actual music making processes;
extremely vain and full of themselves,
relating their actions to that of Jesus Christ and wears clothes that are way too small and is in a neverending quest to get laid;becomes extremely obnoxious when intoxicated
also known as a feminine care product
"I'm the shit I am a sleezy dude, I am such a 77 punk and I'm lazy as hell... I am Maxi Pads"
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Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).
The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.
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When you repeatedly "touch" your Kindle or other "non touch pad" screen to navigate your way around the screens' surface, to no avail.
It took me forever to read this Kindle article. I kept trying to turn the page by touching the screen like I do with my ipad. I have a really Pad Habit!
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The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.
" I went to Griffin's house and Pulled a Lily pad."
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