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Pansexual is when somebody can be sexually attracted to anyone no matter what gender. This always confused me though because since there are only 2 genders wouldn't that make the bisexual?
Daughter: Mom, I'm pansexual. I hope you'll accept me for this.
Mom: No I don't accept you, you stupid bitch.
Daughter: Please Mom, I didn't choose to be like this.
Mom: Not your sexuality dumbass, there are only 2 genders. You're bisexual!!
Daughter: But......
Mom: You're uber will be here at 6:00.
Daughter: Where are you sending me!?
Mom: School.
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A pansexual is somebody who is attracted to nor genders but personality.
Person one: "Look at that man he's so sexy!"
Pansexual: "I wonder what his personality is!"
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Somebody who is sexually attracted to frying pans
Chef One: Oh my god, I fucking love this frying pan!
Chef Two: I love fucking this frying pan!
Chef One: Dude, you're pansexual? That's fucked up!
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The word to describe tumblrites, fake hipsters and scared to come out lesbians.
They claim they could love a transgender person however they have never met one in their life.
Normal person: hello, are you bi
Pansexual idiot: no I'm pan
Normal person: what does that mean
Pansexual idiot: I like all people especially people I've never met and probably won't fall in love with ever
Normal person: that makes no sense you are quite mentally off
Pansexual idiot: BIGOT BIGOTED BIGOT!!!!! (walks off sulking knowing the normal person is right)
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The sexual attraction to any gender. So basically just another word for bisexual. Or it is its own word if you're crazy enough to believe in these 63 genders.
Steve: Are you gay?
Michael: No I am pansexual.
Steve: What is that?
Michael: I am attracted to people of every gender.
Steve: So you mean bisexual.
Michael: No because there are 63 genders...
Steve: Shut the fuck up Michael, you are bisexual because there are only 2 genders you utter twat.
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A fictional sexuality made by Tumblr freaks who think there are more than two genders.
Ash: Hi! I'm pansexual.
Logan: ...so, you're attracted to pans?
Ash: No, I love everyone regardless of sex, gender, gender identity, etc. ! :3
Logan: So, you're bi?
Ash: No, pan and bi are different.
Logan: How so?
Ash: Pansexuals are sexually attracted to nb people, genderqueer, genderfluids, men, women, trans men/women, intrrsex, etc. ! :3
Logan: ...
Also Logan: There's only two genders.
Ash: NO !!! THERE'S 5748+ GENDERS
Logan: How so??
Ash: Well, some people don't fit into the gender binary because they don't like gender roles.
Logan: That does not mean there is an infinite number of genders...
Ash: Yes it does!
Logan: Nah, not even close.
Also Logan: According to evolution, that's false.
Ash: No. According to Tumble, that's correct !! :3
Logan: Tumblr?? That's not a reliable source.
Ash: Ofc it is !!
Logan: How ??
Ash: Because Tumblr is always right !!
Logan: ...... *facepalm* Lord help us..
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Someone who is in love with pans and has no love for men or women.
I am pansexual I am in a relationship with my moms read pan!
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