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Me: Yo, Dawg! I jus' got me my PhD
Dawg: For real, Cuz?!
Me: Yea, man. I got me my Pimpin' Hoes Degree!
I'm not all that excited to see your spring break pics on insta, I've still got PHD
Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.
An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.
Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.
It’s an acronym meaning Poor, Hungry, & Desperate.
Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…
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