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A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.
"I'd totally poke boat with them"
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"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"
Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.
I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.
When you go around a corner and expose more than you need to.
Graham, you didn't need to do a Jef-Poke
term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress
Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her
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The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.
"Hello, could I practice poke you?"
"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."
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A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.
"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*
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The term poke sallet is an old Southern term for the cooked young leaves of the poke weed. Sallet comes from Middle English and refers to a mess (another Old or Middle English term) of greens cooked until tender. The term Polk Salad is a gentrified way of referring to poke sallet, and I'm afraid it reflects our inferiority complex when it comes to standing up for our Southern terminology. We are not making a mush of Polk Salad; actually, we are being true to our English ancestors who settled here a long time ago.
Some folks around here always add a little molasses and fatback to the water when they cook their poke sallet. That's the traditional way.
Don't you just love Tony Joe White's song Poke Sallet Annie?
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