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When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis
I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.
a young girl that dosnt like to spit.
A cum guzzler.
"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"
When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.
After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.
Means a male that is a pussyhole, basically doesn't fight nor stand up for himself
Yo that guy is a straight porridge boy cuz
To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!