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Procrastinating by way of masturbating.
I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.
To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.
Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.
When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.
I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?
When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.
Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off
"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"
When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate
I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate
When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.