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A type of sucker punch whereby one distracts an aggressor with the offer of a cigarette, using the left hand to hold the pack and at the same time readying for a punch with the right. When your opponent looks down to light the cigarette (with teeth separated to take the first drag) you knock the crap out of his jaw.
He knew he had no chance of beating that a-hole in a completely fair fight so he cigarette punched him and dropped a couple of the guy's molars.
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A woman (or whatever) punching someone with the objective of quieting them.
(The Lark said) That Lady Punch knocked that goddamned bitch's mouth the fuck SHUT!!!!!!!
video.google.com (lookup Lady Punch)
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"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"
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An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"
You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."
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The act of getting a swab up one's pee hole when testing for a sexually transmitted disease.
I had to get my bore punched cause the bitch gave me the clap.
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When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.
"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."
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The most powerful punch ever performed
so powerful, punching in the general derection of someone will kill or fatalily injure the person
John pissed me off so i warlock punched him
and now I'm being charged for murder
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