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Someone who has failed to exercise his masculinity to the point his testicles have turned into puss.
Look Puss Nuts get your head out of your ass and come out with us!!!
Ask Puss nuts if his girlfriend will let him come watch the game!!!
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inserting each foot into different vaginas and walking around while the girls crab walk, creating the effect of clunking around in a massive pair of boots.
"Last night I met these twins who had a fetish for feet so I totally pulled a puss and boots on them. I walked a mile in dem boots"
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v. something you do when you talk all that smack but when it comes down to it you finally realize you were to scared to do it in the first place
She'd been talking dirty for weeks, but when I pulled out the schlong, she pussed out.
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Doing a girl underwater
Johnny bent suzy over under the water in the swimming pool and got some aqua puss
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When someone is trying to do something and they do it exceptionally well.
Feddlesworth: "I'm going to try for a half court shot".
Bumthorpe: "Not a chance in hell!".
Feddlesworth: - Takes the shot. Scores -
Feddlesworth: "Boom. Right in the puss".
Bumthorp: "Again, and again, and again".
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When You Fart Out Of The Pussy
Amanda was taking a shower while her step-broher watched on while he beat his dick and then Amanda farted out of her pussy and her step-brother asked what the fuck was that and she said a puss fart
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When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."
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