A religion. The focal point of Vagism is the vagina. A Vagist is one who practices Vagism.
That dude down the street must practice Vagism, he pounds the pussy about 8 days a week!
8π 7π
To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."
12π 15π
Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.
"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
9π 6π
When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate"
K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
12π 5π
When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate"
K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
7π 4π
When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."
22π 5π
To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.
"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."
10π 3π