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Vagism

A religion. The focal point of Vagism is the vagina. A Vagist is one who practices Vagism.

That dude down the street must practice Vagism, he pounds the pussy about 8 days a week!

by Jordy-Time August 26, 2006

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time February 18, 2006

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Cumpf

Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.

"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


accidentabate

When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.

"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.

by Jordy-Time September 5, 2006

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


accidentabate

When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.

"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.

by Jordy-Time September 5, 2006

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


noodle-puss

When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.

"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


thunder-tap

To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.

"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž