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Halo Beyond the reach is an upcoming game.
My friend Jan is going to buy Halo Beyond the reach.
When one male firefighter rides another male firefighter's firepole while simultaneously feeding him chili.
"The 2015 chili cookout? How could I forget? Jake gave me a fireman's reach-a-round."
It involves four condoms, a ballpoint pen and a sink plunger: you can work out the rest from there.
I gave her the Hungarian Reach Around yesterday, I think it went quite well, up until she ejaculated away all of her bodily fluids
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Typically the reach arounder is behind the reach aroundee on thier knees, and from below reaches up between the legs in a motion not dissimilar to a bowling follow though. The reach arounder then tenderly grasps the reach aroundee's ball sack and gives a gentle squeeze. A squeeze akin to one that you would use while choosing peaches at a market in Singapore.
The TSA agent practically gave me a singapore reach around when he searched me.
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To use the severed hand of a natural disaster victim to jerk yourself off.
To memorialize the death of his friend Cliff, Anthony kept the hand, performing a Carribean Reach Around daily.
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to reach around and play with your girls twat or butthole while she is performing oral sex
My girl and I performed the reach n beej while she was tongue tickling my nuts
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During male on male gay anal sex, the act of "reaching around" and giving your partner a handjob. This action is considered common courtesy and must be performed unless your partner specifically requests otherwise. Failing to do so is punishable by law in Montana, South Dakota, and New Mexico.
A courtesy reach around is the opposite of a "Spite Reach-around," in which the receiving partner is given a reach around despite specifically requesting to to have one.
While John was plowing his man-lover in the asshole, he decided to be polite and give a courtesy reach around.
I bet your the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't even have the goddamn courtesy to give a reach around.
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
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