Ripper

a person who is in haste or desperate to Post R.I.P on facebook or twitter about any celebrity who is in seriously ill and morbid condition, and mistakenly posts R.I.P about that person before he dies.

some of the Ripper tweeple tweeted R.I.P to Dara Singh , while he was merely hospitalized

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Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

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Biscuit Ripper

bis·cuit rip·per
Noun
One who has remaining only one tooth that is not a molar. Usually one of the top front teeth. Said person uses tooth to rip a biscuit open. Generally found in areas on lower income and dirty people.

Went upta Eustis to get drunk and at karaoke this biscuit ripper came up to me and wanted to give me a hummah.

Big Ripper

Someone who’s flatulence is frequently loud while coming out of their rectum. Flatulence from big rippers usually have little to no odor.

Justin is such a big ripper.

Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance

that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper

Billy Ripper

An individual who has the ability to rip his cone, looking like this ^ over filled of marijuana + tobacco (spin) in just one shot. Normally describe as ‘Billy Rippa’ a slang or a Mad Cunt/The Bong lord depending on where your living in Australia.

Billy Ripper/Billy Rippa-
*Wazza ripping his overfilled billy*
*pulls it thru and gets cooked*
“YOO WAZZA YOU FUCKIN MAD CUNT! oii Steve cunt I swear this fried cunts a fuckin Billy Rippa”

Mac Ripper

A mac ripper is a giant rip of marijuana from a pipe. Depending on the size of the bowel, it could be fully loaded or just half full. The entire bowel is supposed to be cashed in one hit, this can be helped by having a lighter with a big flame or having some biiig fucken lungs. After the hit is taken it should be held in like most hits and is usually followed by coughing and then choking and perhaps even blacking out or loss of eyesight. Mac rippers are usually taken with anger and carelessness of coming events with hope that the mac ripper could solve everything.

I fucken failed my Psychology test... I need a muhh fuggin MAC RIPPER!

Yo, I gotta do all this yard work right now, I need to take a mac ripper.