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MAYBACH SALAMI IS A $1000 A SLICE SALAMI CREATED BY I AM L.A. AKA L-DOT
ENGLISH YOUTUBER...JAY BLAQUE GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE L-DOT SAID HE WAS EATING $1000 A SLICE MAYBACH SALAMI IN THE "THROUGH THE JEANS LMAOOOO" VIDEO ON THE LA REALGAMERADIO CHANNEL
When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!
Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.
When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.
Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!
A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone
Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami
Cover your penis with salami and stuff it into the girls mouth, silencing her screaming, hence, the silencer.
Bruh, My girl was screaming so hard yesterday she almost woke up my dog, so I gave her the Salami Silencer to shut her up.
(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.
Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up
"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary
In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).
Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.