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Sh-long_dong
A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!
Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
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A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.
The big Mondo Schlong is coming better fucking run -Lil Mini
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Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.
Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.
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Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.
That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.
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a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment
Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube
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A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
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A small di-
Person 1: Yo that guy has a small schlong
Person 2: Yeah