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Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong
"you shlong for brains!!"
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"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"
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The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
Playing ping pong with your penis or erection
Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?
A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.
Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.
It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong
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Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
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A Man or a girl with an big dick
Woah man you have suck an Long shlong
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