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A show that was mildly amusing when it had Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla. Now it's just a piece of bullshit with a couple of talentless boners as hosts.
I hope they cancel the man show and put those two asshats who host it in the gas chamber for show murder.
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After getting blue-balled, a man must go home and finish the job. This produces so much semen that you must set up a splash zone and give out ponchos to those around you- like at a dolphin show.
Man 1: Damn man, I got blue-balled earlier today.
Man 2: Yeah? Sucks man.
Man 1: yeah. I got home, and it was a freakin dolphin show.
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Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.
A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.
Jason: Damn, did you see that? That guy in the showers--his dick was huge!
Jack: Whatever. He's probably just a show-er.
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"Best in show" is the title that is given to a winning animal in an animal show/competition, such as a dog show, cat show, or horse show. There can be more than one "best in show" at any one show, because each show has multiple categories. The categories are usually differentiated by breed of animal, and each category will have one "best in show." It describes the very best example of a particular category or classification.
Thurston: "My beagle just won best in show today!!"
Lovie: "Congratulations! My Shih Tsu came in best in show today too! I wonder if Mary-Ann's poodle was best in show, or if she lost to Ginger's bitch."
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Dude. It's just a regular show. Pay it no heed.
Hambonin will save your life one day and you go what? Oh, you tryin to mug me fool? I'm tellin you, man! HAM BO NIN!
Oh, yes! I am waiting for a support call to talk to Joe Mama.
We're 23 years old! WE SHOULDN'T BE BUSTING HOLES IN THE WALLS!
Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches!
Benson's gonna drop his BALLS when he sees how good we are setting up THESE chairs!
This party needs some guests. With breasts. And mine don't count.
MAD MAN MORDO IS GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN AND I'M NOT TALKING DOWNTOWN I'M TALKIN SIX FEET UNDA GROUND!
--The Regular Show
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the funniest show on tv right now. it's on fox. it's baffling how little ratings this show gets compared to crap like friends or will & grace.
this week's episode of that '70s show made me laugh so hard i almost died when my guts spilled out of my skin as i laughed on the floor uncontrollably.
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