Someone who gives blowjobs to a male with a micropenis.
She prefers a micropenis, she is a shrimp nibbler.
Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae
What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"
cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them
Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?
Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.
When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.
Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!
Jax or other orange cheese curl type snacks served in a bar room
After I finished my southie shrimp, my hands were orange & sticky.
Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.
Bob - Where did I put those keys?
Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.