(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)
Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.
Another way of saying hello from one human to another human, but only in South London. Exclusively.
Sniff me fam what are you fiddling with blud?
When you swallow somebody's cum and sneeze it out of your nose and snort it back up into your nose
She dick sniffed in the church confessional
The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good”
OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!
When you fart, and it sells like Southwest Airline's peanuts
Johny lays a fart, his buddy Tom smells it. Tom says it reminds him of South west Airline's peanuts.
Johnny busts out in laughter and says you did a Southwest Sniff.
The experiment a man uses before sex, in which he sticks his fingers inside the female's vagina, and proceeds to sniff it, to confirm that she does not have a smelly or diseased vagina.
Guy: "Dude you shouldn't have gone in raw..."
Guy 2: "Don't worry, it was safe, I did the Dip and Sniff test."
Synonyms: Nothing, nowt, fuck all
Person 1: “Hew cunt did ya nick me vespa”
Person 2: “Fuck ya a didn’t tak bot sniff”