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The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated
The Spartans are mad good
Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
The best clan in the game, hands down!
Did you see Leroy’s attack in Spartans Legacy? It’s OP, he won the war!
Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom
Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid
When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone
Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye
Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.
Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.
The movement of your hand slapping the slosh bolox Till it fall off
I just had the maddest spartan tug ya zee me