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a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...
also affectionately known as 'fronters'
Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..
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the aftermath that a girl/guy pushes outta his/her butthole after a burtal assfuck, which can be a mixture of semen, sweat and or shit, and on rare instances, urine. The chances of having anal spunk are even greater if the person recieved a creampie(cumming inside someones asshole).
After having butt sex, Jessica had to push the anal spunk out of her ass.
Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.
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Defining a girl / guy you think is hot in a derogatry manner
"Hey dude, check that Spunk Target out! I'd love to give her the hot man fat in her ass!"
"Hey man, he's a total Spunk Target, I'd love to ram my hot pipe in his ass and download in him!"
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A game you play in which you take a cracker, and set it on a stool in the middle of the room. You get a group of males, and they all stand around the stool, in a circle. All the guys drop their pants, while looking at everyone else, and start jerking off. Which is obviously awkward, as everyone is looking at you, and you're looking at them. When you succeed in getting off, you shoot it onto the cracker. The last person left at the end, has to eat the cracker.
I played spunk cracker last night and Joey had to eat the cracker again.
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It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
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Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin
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Whilst plowing your woman or, preferrably the mistress, in doggy style. Right before climax, the male pulls out and immediately targets the hair with his warm spunk. He then lays her flat, mounts her and ferociously tugs, twists and tangles a lock of her hair, thus creating the Spunk Marley deadlock!
Billy: Guess what Hank, last night I gave Mary the good ol' Spunk Marley while we were listening to 'No Woman No Cry'.
Hank: Gee whiz Billy!