pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

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twat stain

An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.

Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.

Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.

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skid stain

a stain left in someones tighty whiteys after they shit themselves

These here undy pants we found in the locker room have a MAD ASS skid stain on em

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yum stains

Food stains on the clothes or face.

You have yum stains on your face! Dry Milk

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white stain

A stain left by semen on bed sheets, sofas, carpet, etc.

Nick had sex with Kelsey last night and left a noticeable white stain on the living room carpet.

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poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.

After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.

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wank stain

A person who is a complete and uter twat!!

"Fuck u bill, your such a fucking wank stain!"

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