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A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
a useless code that only exists to have immature people make fun of you
Some more examples of double standards:
A musician in any other form of music sings about a problem. Nothing happens. But when a singer in the pop music field sings about a problem, they get dissed, having the disser falsely believe that the star has everything and shouldn't complain.
At my job, there are quite a few male consumers who have female staff. But the number of female consumers having male staff is extremely rare. There are a couple of exceptions to that rule, though.
A woman rapes a boy and marries him because she is pregnant with his child. They appear on the news. A man rapes a girl and the girl is pregnant with his child. Nothing else happens to them.
A woman cries. Nothing more happens to her. A man cries. He gets taunted and teased because he's been told that men don't cry.
Black musicians get the Tv station BET. White musicians don't get anything like that. If they did, they'd be considered racist.
A disabled person gets made fun of because of something they do. The insulter gets away with the taunting. If the disabled person fights back, they get the punishment.
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The Double Standard is of the liberal's greatest weapon. For example: Biden can say he will nuke America, they won't care. However when Trump posts something stupid on Twitter, it's "ahhhhhh! HE'S A WHITE SUPREMACIST! AHHHHH".
Reporter: Hey, can I post about how the US agent refused to give evidence of Russia's "attack" on Ukraine to your platform.
Jack Dorsey: Sorry, we don't allow fake news.
Feminist: Uhh! These men were trying to rape me because they kept saying that having kids are good.
Jack Dorsey: Yeah, common White Supremacists probably.
Reporter: Now that sounded suspicious.
Jack Dorsey: Imagine what would happen if I allowed fake news on my platform.
Reporter: f*ck you and your Double Standard!
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the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?
I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
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When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.
Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.
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A bisexual that has high standards
Asshole: Yo, that bi chick would do any guy or girl!
Guy: Naw man, she has bi-standards
Asshole: what does that mean?
Guy: fuck you!
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1. someone that is just way to standard; a scrub.
2. Somone that is unoriginal and a complete follower of standard things.
1. Damn foo your such a TIM STANDARD!
2. Ay TIM STANDARD haha you suck at life
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