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Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.
Staten Island is the GOAT
Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.
“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”
If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.
Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.
A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.
A borough that is only active if u go to the hoods in the north shore(Park hill, Stapleton, New Brighton, West Brighton, Port Richmond, Marines Harbor, Arlington, Berry Homes , South Beach pjs, and todt hill pjs). If you don’t live in any of those places you are just a white kid that all the other boroughs sees us as.
Yo what part of Staten Island are u from?
I’m from the Harbor
Staten Island women overdue their lips whether with botox, or other fillers and have a duck bill facial appearance.
Let's go duck hunting at the bar, see if we pull some STATEN ISLAND QUACK-QUACKS.
Guy 1:Bro when I met her she looked perfect. I picked her up Friday, and she became a Staten Island Quack-Quack.
Guy 2:Must be "Duck Season" cause that's all you see now.
A group of dirt bike and atv riders who gained popularity in their city for riding and performing stunts on the streets of Staten Island, New York.
My girlfriend always comes home smelling like 2 stroke oil or gas. I think shes cheating on me with one of those guys from Staten Island Hittaz"