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When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.
"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff
Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
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A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.
In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying
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When you wake up with an erection.
Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
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When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.
"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."
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When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg
Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away
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