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Not a bad game, kinda fun, just filled with complete idiots(usually). A game that I find fun
Counter-Strike: shouldn't have a chat/voice feature.
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Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?
Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.
Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
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A once great computer game, now fallen from grace due to it's large following of hackers, cheaters, kiddies, and random morons.
Good, even great gameplay made Counter Strike a very popular game. Unfortunately, this popularity was it's downfall, as it attracted the pasty-faced cheaters and script kiddies like a magnet.
Now, Counter Strike has become a desolate wasteland on what once was a proud, vibrant FPS kingdom.
"Remeber Counter Strike? It used to be great."
"Yeah, but now I'm afraid to even touch it."
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a protective spot on the bottom of laptops designed by Dell with the intention of protecting the hard drive from breakage in the event of droppage.
"holy shit, ted! i just dropped my Dell Inspiron |1200 Notebook! i broke it forever! MOTHER OF FUCKING PEARLS!"
"nahh dude its all good. dells have strike zones."
YAYY for strike zones
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Taking a shit and taking it well. Bowling a Strike means you had a really fantastic shit, and it is an occasion to be celebrated among friends, preferably over an Instant Messaging program, while bored at work. See also bowl.
Gchatter 1: hey, i gotta go bowl.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!
Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.
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To smoke weed...or anything really. For the fact that lighting a bic lighter causes the distinct shower of sparks when it doesn't light.
Yo man, you down to strike sparks later tonight?
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a rather good multiplayer FPS game created as a mod of the half-life engine, which swiftly went to hell (i.e. as soon as the public discovered it).
it has now become the home of cheaters, morons, people who cannot actually use real words (instead replacing them with poorly spelled words which are then converted into a string of ASCII characters and letters - see also 1337) and young male teenagers who call anything a "fag" (meaning homosexual) and as such is avoided by everyone who has even a single brain cell.
player: wow i made a kill!
other player: OMG U HAXOR FAG! I'M GONNA KILL U FAG!
player: i did not cheat
other player: YEA U DID U HAXOR, OMG AIMBOT! U CANT KILL ME I'M DA 1337EST!
(i am not about to stoop so low as to write out actual leet speak EVER, but that's a reasonable aproximation of the incoherent babble one would expect)
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