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noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.
"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"
when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.
When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.
Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.
This is a sex act, where the recipient will arch their back and put their shoulder blades together, while the male giver will use the friction between the shoulder blades to finish.
Gave my girl a shoulder surprise last night.
When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.
She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.
When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.
Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night
When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.
John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!