One of the few good teen magazine around today. It's mostly for rich kids, but still a lot better than anything from Hearst PubliCRAPtions. Good features and fashion pages.
Girl 1: Hey, did you read that story in Teen Vogue?
Girl 2: No, I like the mindless shit in Seventeen more. That's why I dress so badly too.
Girl 1: Okay...
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An extremely delicious deoderent, No white residue, and antiperspirant! Everyone should have it! xD
*Contains Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex Glycine complex. And other words you don't understand, and the company probably doesn't either.*
Mmm... SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!
Push up bottem before every use of Teen Spirit Stick. ...Not your ass, you dipshit. The bottom of the stick.
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Unsophisticated, pop music meant for unsophisticated teen ears who haven't developed taste yet. Tends to sound all the same with over the top vocal affectations and sung about banal subject matter.
Jonas Brothers and Fallout Boy are examples of bands that specialize in making teen music
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A Female adolescent that has had a child
"Freya's just become a teen mom because of ralph!"
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one who tends to surf on top of moving trucks
Teen Wolf is showing off again
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A teenager, who is skeletal in build. The opposite is the Jellyteen(fat teen, or gelatinous
"That 15 year old spurning meals is a Skelly-teen (as Jellyteen is( "That 15 year old who binges at Arby's is a Jellyteen").
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A teenage girl who has sex with many guys are gives bj's in the highschool bathroom 4 a dollar.
Macy is such a teen whore
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