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rant-o-gram

An email typically sent by colleagues to one another that should really have had the benefit of 10 minutes calming down time before the send button has been clicked; the sort of email you would usually write to your internet provider complaining about their service, rather than your colleagues. This email is typically sent by someone who needs to vent and very often are sent before the sender reads the remaining thread in which their "concerns" are addressed.

"Just sent a rant-o-gram to those monkeys in HR. Not being paid for 3 months is really starting to affect my level of nutrition"
"We've all just been paid yesterday. Didn't you check your emails this morning?"
"That recall message function never works, does it?"

by Steven Buck May 15, 2008


jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

โ€œI got a buttload of jan-o-grams up in my inbox today.โ€

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018


Gram Bell Prep

A roleplaying group on Polyvore.com where people take pictures of random people on the internet and pretend to be rich and go to GBP in California.

People pretend to date eachother, have sex, die. There is a bunch of stupid drama that there is really no point of having...

"OMG you that girls really hot"
"don't get your hopes up she's from gram bell prep"

by missavajava August 31, 2008

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fuck you gram

The cryptic alphanumeric morphed phrase used to progress further along in websites to avoid computer generated requests

I can't read that fuck you gram, and therefore will have to try again to get those tickets.

by Peter b December 4, 2013


Boob-O-Gram

An alternate name for a Mammogram

When I turned 40 I had my first boob-o-gram. What an ordeal!

by keshazel November 8, 2013


bamm-o-gram

The assault, by accident or by intent, of a one's breast(s)by another.

Did you see that? That frakin' jerk just totally delivered a bamm-o-gram to that chesty girl over there!

by Johnny Coolbreeze May 30, 2007

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The 6 Gram Rule

a stoners definition to a total looser who is almost unbearable to hang out with and the only exception to hanging out with him is "the 6 gram rule", meaning you are never to hangout with him unless he has 6 grams to smoke with you and your friends.

friend #1: Hey guys keith wants to chill with us tonight.
friend #2: Does he have 6 grams?
friend #1: Uhh, let me check.....No...
Friend #2: "6 Gram Rule" no exceptions.
friend #1: Okay il tell him to just fuck off.

by JollyRogerWeenis May 22, 2005

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