Hedgehog Day

On Every September 13th, the High Class Low Lives shall celebrate the day that never was. So everything we do didn't actually happen or maybe it did? We can make up anything, do crazy things, and no one will know difference.

There is a poem for the day.

Remember, remember
the 13th of September

Remember, remember

the day that was never.

#hedgehogday

"Do you even Hedgehog Day bro?"

"If you don't know about Hedgehog Day then you are not NOT living!"

"Sept. 13th shall always be Hedgehog Day. Because it always has not been."

sonic the hedgehog

the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.

"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

-sonic the hedgehog

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Sonic the hedgehog

A Hedgehog that used to be cool, until he went 3D.

In 1993 a cool cartoon actually spawned from the sonic universe, it had a dark plot and everything. Then one day it disapeared. After that and S&K there have been no good ideas.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Old School Gamer: DR. EGGMAN!? WTF!!?

reet: Dr. Eggman is a luser sonic owns him all the time. ZOMG AND SHADOW IS GOING TO HAVE A GUN IN HIS NEXT GAME!! ITS GONA TOTALLY OWN HALO!11

Old School Gamer: I would like to meet the people responsible for this...

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Hurling the Hedgehog

Young lady not shy of pushing her trimmed beaver around the block !!! Often found in Southend on Sea wearing White stilletoes and no knickers !!!!!

I saw that reb out on saturday she was with her sixth different bloke in two weeks........man, she is just hurling the hedgehog everywhere !!!!

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Hedgehogs Head

In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.

Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.

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Silver the Hedgehog

Furry Trunks

“Hey, isn’t that Silver the Hedgehog?”
“No you dipshit, that’s Trunks from Dragon Ball Z

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Angry hedgehog

Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.

I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs

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