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1. A particularly husky group of (typically) softball or field hockey players, much more likely to be seen munching rug then giving shady blow jobs behind the dumpsters.
"What a large group of husky and offensive looking women"
"Yeah, they're your regular dikes on spikes. I bet the locker room smells like a tuna boat after a game."
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Strange pointy spikes that appear when a tight shirt is worn over pants or shorts that have a lot of buttons, pockets, accecories, etc. on the back, and kind of looks like crap sticking out from behind the shirt.
"Yo that kid's crazy wearin that tight shirt over those cargo shorts"
"Yeah, man! Look at the poop spikes stickin' out the back!"
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Lesbians who also happen to play softball.
Announcer #1: The Indianapolis Cuntlickers are coming of a really good season, Tim.
Announcer #2: I agree Bob. They've shown their skills in the past couple games. Their opponents can't match their intensity. The pitching rotation has been outstanding, and their are few to no errors in the field. Hitting could be a point of weakness. Coach Hairitits has taken steps to fill that hole. You can see the time she and the Cuntlickers have put in in the batting cage, and hopefully, it will pay off. However, you have to remember that they're dykes on spikes and nobody really cares.
Announcer #1: I couldn't agree more.
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the hairdo sported by most young italian men. It is characterized by a "fade" up to the ears, then 3-5 inch hair on the top of their head, dramatically spiked facing backward
"The Gotti Boys are the posterchildren for the guinea spike."
"He would have been attractive if not for that awful guinea spike."
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Most hardcore energy drink on the market.
300mg of caffeine
0 calories
0 sugar
0 carbs
25,000% B12
You're only allowed to drink 1 can a day!
Ex1:
Pussy #1: "man, i'm so tired. I'm gonna get a redbull"
Pussy #2: "Redbull sucks, it's all about Monster"
Energy Junky: "You're both pussies. You'll need about 312 redbulls to get the same b12 as 1 Spike. And monster is for pregnate women. Grow some balls and get a spike shooter."
Ex2: Monster is a sedative compared to Spike Shooter
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One great Pairing also known as Angelus and spike (when angel goes bad) they bicker with each other pretend they hate each other but secretly they like each other, and not in the sexual way as many S/A fans think ... Angel sired spike along with Drusilla (long story) anyways they are connected and kind of related in that way so em basically there 2 hot sexy vamps with souls.
see Spike and Angel too.
SPIKE: Oh, bollocks. I was just getting warmed up.
ANGEL: That was you hitting me?
SPIKE: The last bit, yeah. Hainsley's been dead since he hit the table. Oh, come on. Had to get a few licks in, didn't I?
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