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Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid
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A damn sexy virle man, who plays on the xbox live service. A recent poll agreed that he is a God of the female race. Oh, and he's not bad in bed either.
Damn Stront, you are soooooo big.
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Also known as the "University of Dork". Home to Oxbridge rejects and people who were not popular at school. Famous for having the first pirate ever to be elected as SU president and run for parliament.
Other notable alumni include:
Greg Dyke - former director general of the BBC (got sacked though), now chairman of the FA
Harry Enfield - a silly comedian
The campus architecture can somewhat be described as "abysmal", with a spaceship like structure serving as its centrepiece as well as buildings that could really do with a good touch of paint. There is also an annoying abundance of ducks and geese that will eat anything that is thrown at them.
Colleges include:
Goodricke, most renowned for for its appalling living conditions as well as its strong sense of spirit amongst its "cellmates".
James, college of oxbridge rejects.
Halifax, also known as "Asiafax".
Vanburgh, small and plain.
Alcuin, cozy.
Due to a slip in rankings, York has built an extension to the campus called "Heslington East" to compete with other universities. Whether or not it will affect York's reputation is yet to be seen.
Love it or hate it, York will always be York, warts and all!
A student from another university meets a student from the University of York (UK).
S1: "Which uni do you go to?"
S2: "York"
S1: "Suits a dork like you then"
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Kidz Bop but for the British market.
See Kidz Bop
Kidz Bop UK - why did they have to ruin Britain's music...
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Anarchy in the U.K.
(Only fkn homo wanna-be punks say it)
That dude: 'Fkn NRK N UK!'
Me: 'Fuck off!' -Beats the shit out of That Dude-
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Birmingham/Manchester.
theres no official second or third city of the u.k although it is usually regarded as manchester or birmingham.
manchester has the cultural edge with its art and music scenes. birmingham has a population nearly twice the size of the city of manchester and is why it is sometimes called britains second city, but if that is that is the case the city of london without the rest of greater london boroughs has a population just over a fifth of that of stockport.the west midlands conurbatiion and the greater manchester conurbation both have a population of around 2 million and is why manchester is the u.k's second city.
birmingham is the third city of the uk
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Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
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