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A straight, sexy, seductive female who enjoys wearing a strap-on, she loves the exchange of power and energy. She loves a Man to enjoy anal play, especially pegging.
(See UD Definition for "Pegging")
She told me she is a Unicorn, her strapon turned me on so much because I love anal play. I was ready to feel her in my ass.
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1. a mythical beast with the body and head of a horse, legs of a stag, tail of a lion, and single horn in the middle of the forehead.
2. a singularity of grotesque freakishness, likened to the mythical creature of the same name.
did you see that bitch with the tight striped pants? I could see her bulging stretch-marks, doo-doo stains, and a foot-wide cameltoe. what a unicorn.
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a horse with a horn stuck on his head
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when drunk randomly putting a snooker cue 2 ur head and randomly sayin "im a unicorn" here by creating the still existant and popular sayin of currie high school
In Harry Potter
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"im a unicorn!"
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you know when u get a report card and ur teacher gave u a "U"? Well it stands for unicorn, as D stands for dolphin.
"no mother i did not get an unsatisfactory grade on my report card u must have mistaken it, i got a unicorn on my report card."
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Taboo sex position where a male places his penis in the center of partner's forehead
"Dude how was your weekend?"
"Awww u know chillin' Unicorned some bitches'
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Using jizz to shape the hair on one's head into a unicorn-like horn, and using it to fuck something/someone.
"I found a bottle of old jizz, so I decided to go unicorning."
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when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
My little pony unicorned me last night!
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