short changed

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

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change the channel

to switch to a different topic of conversation

Quit changing the channel. I know you stole my textbook. Where did you hide it?

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Roy Chang

A common often used to describe a man/woman with a large penis. Mimimum penis size is about a mile.

Roy Chang's dick is so big, he slapped me with it from a mile away!

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change up

alter method of operation

The cops are on to us, we'd better change up.

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Changed Man

When you're out with the boys and a girl comes and talks to to one of them, and all of a sudden he becomes a new man acting all cool and shit. Acts professional and doesn't really joke around. Tries not to associate him with you guys anymore.

*Girls walks in*
Alex: *Casually pulls up sleeve to display watch* *Acts cool*
Alex: "Hey girls whats up,the drinks are on me"
The Boys; "Damn what a Changed Man"

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Cho Chang

Any girl who's super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot.

Guy 1: I heard you hooked up with Lindy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a total Cho Chang.

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chang bang

To be stood up. Particularly by a asian dude.

You got chang banged by Jonathon?

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