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The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.
Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!
An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.
Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus
Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!
When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.
Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!
A person who covers-up or denies the existence of the ongoing coronavirus
bob: we must stop the spread of the coronavirus.
covid denier: there is no coronavirus it's just a flew!
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Covid Fatigue : Risk taking behavior associated with being tired with the continuation of the pandemic
Quarter of a million dead. Dumbass homeboy gonna stop wearing a mask and talks shit bout having a house party. Homeboy now dyin in ICU because he had to get Covid Fatigue and act stupid.
Referring to grown out hair, typically by a male who used to work at an office with a clean cut a hair cut, pre Covid.
Now that he works from home exclusively on zoom, has time has come to grow the Covid Flow
COVID Style is a modification of doggy style designed to stop the spread of COVID-19 and flatten the curve while also busting a well-needed nut. COVID Style is the sexual act between partners where both the guy and girl wear hazmat suits, N95 masks, and the male hits it from behind in doggy style. COVID style not only provides intense pleasure, but stops the spread and protects the human race from the novel corona virus.
Hey, Chad did you hook up with Jenny last night? Our buddy Brad told me that you smashed Jenny COVID Style.