Nuclear Fix

The nuclear industries (aka nuclear fascists) policy of donating massive amounts of money to insure that all levels of Government support Nuclear Energy to protect their market share despite it's enormous environmental RISK of yet another Fukushima, instead of supporting less expensive, NON RISKY Eco Friendly Solar energy.

Despite the public demanding decommissioning of their old leaking reactor, replacing it with lower cost, safer solar energy, the nuclear fix was in and the Politicians all voted for upgrading the old problematic nuclear reactor while also extending its license 20 years!

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Getting fixed

Getting high on drugs or alcohol

Getting laid is like getting fixed

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Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

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Cherwell Fix

The act of re-selecting an option in a property drop down field in order to correct an error in Cherwell Service Management.

The form link wasn’t working so I did a Cherwell Fix and now it’s functioning again.

fix bayonets

i'll fight. anscestrally molecularly, and physically to the death.

they tld me to fix bayonets for your torches eventually. i dont even need nos for my paintball guns?

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big fixed

Big Fixed is when you log into a Windows server to perform maintenance and you're immediately asked to reboot. This is due to the BigFix application applying patches and being super lame.

I just logged into that server and got big fixed!

Hood-Fix

To fix something half-assed

I had to hood-fix my bike today