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sonic the hedgehog is a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog with supersonic speed who has days to save to stop dr robotnik (aka eggman). and also it's personally my favorite franchise. (please don't attack me cringe culture)
evan: jack, i finally beat super mario!
jack: dude, forget mario, check out this guy!
*jack then pulls out a blue anthromorphic hedgehog from his backpack*
evan: jack.. who in the f**k is this guy and how long has he been in there?
jack: his name is sonic the hedgehog!
the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.
"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"
-sonic the hedgehog
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A Hedgehog that used to be cool, until he went 3D.
In 1993 a cool cartoon actually spawned from the sonic universe, it had a dark plot and everything. Then one day it disapeared. After that and S&K there have been no good ideas.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Old School Gamer: DR. EGGMAN!? WTF!!?
reet: Dr. Eggman is a luser sonic owns him all the time. ZOMG AND SHADOW IS GOING TO HAVE A GUN IN HIS NEXT GAME!! ITS GONA TOTALLY OWN HALO!11
Old School Gamer: I would like to meet the people responsible for this...
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Young lady not shy of pushing her trimmed beaver around the block !!! Often found in Southend on Sea wearing White stilletoes and no knickers !!!!!
I saw that reb out on saturday she was with her sixth different bloke in two weeks........man, she is just hurling the hedgehog everywhere !!!!
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In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.
Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.
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“Hey, isn’t that Silver the Hedgehog?”
“No you dipshit, that’s Trunks from Dragon Ball Z
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Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.
I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs
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