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Trolling for hideous beastly woman.
Intentionally bedding the fattest and most disgusting woman at the bar so as to entertain your friends or win a bet. Hog as in big fast nasty ho. Line as in fishing when casting out your line.
"I'm feeling filthy tonight, how's about we go hog lining? I'll bet you fifty bucks I can land a fatter ho than you!"
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A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.
Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.
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Synonym for Slam Pig.
1. A loose woman.
2. A typically larger woman dressed in clothing too tight, who will DEFINITELY go home with anyone.
Dude i haven't had any in way too long, i need to find a pound hog.
To attract members of the opposite sex that are below your league
Damn bro I'm out here pulling hella hoes and you're out here pulling hog, my prayers are with you.
Person who try to stuff massive amounts of luggage, bags, gifts, coats, and other crap in the overhead compartment of the airplane. The most egregious overhead-hog is one who attempts to put all of his/her stuff only in the overhead compartment above their own seat--even though that particular compartment might already be full.
"That obnoxious overhead-hog held up the line while trying to stuff a bunch of Christmas packages in the space above his seat. It was clear that the packages wouldn't fit!"
A young child who cannot sit or hug or touch in a gentle manner. No matter how they approach they do it with all their weight and all their might always seeming to clip you right where it's hurts!
Grace! You're such a clydes hog! You got me right between the legs!!
Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.
Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.
It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.
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