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Canada job

Reference of having a sex change operation; associated with traveling to Canada in order to have an operation because it is cheaper and easier to have it done in Canada.

After Charles' Canada job, he changed his name to Charlene.

by Chris RN May 23, 2006

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Day Job

The talentless job you're currently working for just to make money, while in the process of following the career path you are working on and that you actually really want.

Like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they're not actually rockstars yet.

Guy 1: So dude, are you a rock star yet?
Guy 2: NOPE, not yet. But in the mean time, I'M OFF TO MY day job!

by coolbeans007 February 10, 2011

74๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cameron Job

A Cameron Job is basically the process of either being fucked or fucking gumpily. It usually is only done as a joke or by someone who has absolutly no idea about what to do(or sould do) sex wise.

An example of this would read as follows:
Angel: WTF was that Gumpinator!
Gumpinator: Im sorry, sorry I hav'nt really done this before.
Angel: Damn straight you havnt done this before, you gave me a total Cameron Job!
Gumpinator: Hey you knew I was a gump before we even started dating Angel!

by Ron locke September 21, 2010

62๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


lamb job

Pleasuring yourself using a Lambchop hand puppet and mint jelly as lube.

Dude, thanks for inviting me over for dinner on Sunday. Your mom is a great cook and gives excellent lamb jobs.

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by cough-it-up April 15, 2009

100๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


bangup job

Synonymous with "Good Job." Also see bang up.

"The boys did a bangup job on the heist."

by Damacus January 19, 2005

120๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

by Ralph March 24, 2005

107๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Onion Job

A sexual act involving the insertion of a male's penis into an onion in an erotic manner

Yo dude that chick I've been seeing just gave me the raddest onion job I've ever had while we were watching Shrek 2. She's a total fuckin ogre at heart man.

by ShrekLove69 November 30, 2016