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A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink
Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
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A guy who swears that he likes you, but continues to deny it, flirt with other girls, or tell you to your face that he likes " so and so". These people tend to lie about it so much that they engage in passionate arguments with you about it.
Carter, "my boyfriend", is
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A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
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Someone that is and will always be an amateur. A person that will never move to the next level and will never become better at a particular sport, job etc. They are called "professional" amateurs because it is almost like they are good at being mediocre.
That guy's a professional amateur, he's been working the same job for 25 years and hasn't moved up.
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a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.
Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator
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A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.
A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll
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This is an umbrella term used to describe the, the ones who dye their hair blue/green/pink, have a lot of pricings and get offended by everything and use phrases u are a bigot and an ableist, they also have no common sense and are "woke"
bro these Professional Victims man
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