Violently convulsing during sex (as if you were having a seizure), providing an amazing extended orgasm for your partner.
My man was so wild in bed he gave me that seizure pleizure.
A seizure like movement expressing surprise
Michelle jumped in seizure-istic surprise as Katy poked her butt!
the common female or male orgasm or climax
steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”
hump seizure: common climax
The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."
Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure
Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.
This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.
Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.
Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.