snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.

Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.

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snail butter

The greasy slime left on a bar stool from a naked or pantyless occupant.

Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.

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snail trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partner's chest or face. Sort of a female counterpart to teabagging.

He was just lying there, so I gave him a snail trail.

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Snail Trailing

When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.

"The boys are in for a treat tonight, I'm snail trailing!"

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awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.

Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*

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Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.

I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.

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snail out

when you are in doggy but then slide on your belly down like a snail so that he can pull out and cum on your back

“I snail out so he could pull out”