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when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.
When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.
Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.
This is a sex act, where the recipient will arch their back and put their shoulder blades together, while the male giver will use the friction between the shoulder blades to finish.
Gave my girl a shoulder surprise last night.
When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.
She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.
A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.
Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?
Hippet: No!
Hipster: That surprises me...
An American TV show on TLC, documenting the lives of the Jones family. Ethan and Casey Jones have six children:
Eliot McKenna (Girl) - 6/7 (i think)
And QUINTUPLETS! - age 3
Brooklyn Faith (Girl)
Britton Grace (Girl)
Jack William (Boy)
Lila Addison (Girl)
Ryan Elizabeth (Girl)
Check out the show by searching 'Quints By Surprise' on Youtube!
P.S. Lila Addison and Ryan Elizabeth are my favourite. ADORABLE!
'Hey, have you seen the show Quints By Surprise?'
'Yeah, those kids are so cute! Especially Lila and Ryan'
When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.
Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night