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warped tour

warped tour is dead and gone

the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...

by Field March 2, 2006

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PGA Tour

1. A token African-American being chased by multiple other white or other ethnic men or women.
2. A token African-American man in a crowd.

Q: "What do you call one African-American being chased by crowd of 300 White men?
A: "The PGA Tour!" (Laughter)

"Hey, look over yonder, its the PGA tour!"

by Morris Levy May 19, 2006

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Tour of Duty

The time between getting married and getting divorced.
Also can mean the time while one is in jail or prison.

WOW!! Tony's tour of duty was 5 years.

by Chadwin March 17, 2003

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Warped Tour

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!

I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!

by Rowan Mraz Bleeds Black Forever November 3, 2003

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Superannuation Tour

bands or singers such as Whitney Huston, Salt & Pepper, AC/DC and George Michael that perform again after a long stint off and think they still have it, tour again to raise some extra drug money for their retirement.

George Michael is all bloated and old when he came to Australia ... it's just another Superannuation Tour.

by Dylan-the-fish March 4, 2010


Schilling Tour

A common procedure K-State students partake in, which involves stopping by the Panchos drive-thru, Wendy's drive-thru, and a stop at Caseys for a double gulp 44oz sodie pop in one concurrent run.

Hey man, your chin grew three sizes overnight! Did you partake in a late night Schilling Tour?

by KSU Progcheck October 17, 2022


The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020