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If you ever wondered how Mexican girls get their hair so shiny in their ponytail, it'z cuz they put Tres Flores in it. It's a sticky yellow thing that looks (and proly tastes) like earwax. Golden Sun is another type of brilliantine, but you know that shit doesn't smell as good as our tres flores!
Jane: Damn Raquel, how did you get your hair so shiny? Did you use earwax?
Raquel: No, I don't have to anymore since I got Tres Flores!
Jane: Wow I have to try it >smiles<
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Finishing inside of a woman multiple times and once more on her
She was so bad I gave her a Tres Leches. Gotta make her adickted
tre beats the shit out of drums. he says he can suck his own, and he made up a sex position called the bullwinkle, and also made up AFIliner. all in one interview. he can often be seen being a badass guy, and wearing guyliner. he also enjoys chocolate milk, and exploding in billie joe's mouth.
Punk girl: isn't tre cool sooooo hawt with his eyeliner and painted nails?
lesbian: no, he just looks like a fag
Punk girl: fuck you pussy.
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Similar to dropping the duece; taking a number two and a number one at the same time; diarrhea
As Mark rushed into the restroom, he had not only peed his pants, he began droppin' the tre!
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A 32 magnum revolver, will split your wig, very concealable because of its small size.
I used to have the tres duce and the duce duce in my bubblegoose, now I got the mac in my knapsack. - Biggie Smalls (Party and Bullshit)
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a 360 kickflip performed on a skate board
That tre flip was totaly radballs!
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A small mexican gang located in east everett.Tres puntos means three dots.Not the most friendliest gang.Some of them are spread out torwards marysville
Tres Puntos is tougher than Latin Empire
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