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Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.
These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.
Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)
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This can range from anything from a simple roadside diner to a mega-gas station. Usually located in rural areas and referred to by locals as the best place to get a decent cup of coffee, breakfast, lunch or dinner. A good truck stop not only offers coffee or meals, but also a great place that sells souvenirs and trinkets of the local area. Some even offer internet access and showers. Seedier truck stops offer lot lizards (prostitutes) as well.
Gawd, this truck stop has the best, creamiest coffee!
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A Lamborghini Urus (Lamborghini's suv)
My boy copped an all black lamb truck the other day
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A truck coin is a term for a cheap low score girl that you can use as coinage when bargaining with a trucker.
1: "I got truck coin last night"
2: "Disgusting"
You: "I'll trade you this truck coin for a ride to Berlin"
Trucker: "Tell her to lube up and go sit in the back"
The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.
Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.
a girl who will fuck a guy because they have a nice truck
what a truck slut. she only slept with him because he has a lifted f-150
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