Uncle Buzzcocks

The hardest gangster in the North East (England). Loves smashing pasties and amazing basketballer. Also a dolphin pill addict. Best mates with his main man Trekka

"Here, I love wor Uncle Buzzcocks. He's pure lethal!"

Uncle Staley

To crash a house party, then upon entrance sticking your dick in the nearest hole.

Hey Rahul, I'm looking for Uncle Staley, where the pasta at boy?

Uncle Tomahawk

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.

I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.

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Uncle Ron

The name of a guy who is boutta give you this eight inch he’ll in a cell undertaker style horse meat turkey sandwich. He’s also one of the best uncles you’ll ever meet ;)

Look at Uncle Ron over there what an inspiration I want to be like him one day when I grow up.

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Uncle Sam

The federal government.

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.

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uncle bum

The name of an uncle who sleeps in your parents' bed when recovering from an injury while making your parents sleep on the couch.

Uncle Bum is taking up the whole bed and making mom and dad sleep on the couch.

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Uncle Todd

A derisive term used to describe a white person who consistently talks negatively about white people, cultures and actions.

Why does Jim always bring up that Thomas Jefferson was a slave-owner? What an Uncle Todd.

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