saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

black titties

An extraordinarily exciting, unique, or awesome thing. A descriptive addition to tits or titties.

Jeff: "I finally got my new graphics card in the mail and installed it!"
Rob: "Is it tits?"

Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."

skillet titties

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.

You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.

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Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.

Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!

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titties is out

a topless car

Don't say my cars topless, say the titties is out.

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Banana titties

A females titties that point outward or to the side in the shape of a banana.

Guy 1: Hey did you check out jodi harrisons banana titties last night?

Guy 2: ya they slope and are pointy.

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titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.

What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.

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