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A second or third generation Camaro or Firebird. Anytime you see one of these driving, and you follow it long enough, it's guaranteed to turn into a trailer park. All trailer parks have a selection of these cars with and without wheels. Most drivers of them have mullets and listen to buttrock. The owners of these cars think that they own a classic. These cars WILL NEVER BE CLASSIC!
Girls do not dig guys who wear mullets and drive around in Trailer Park Cadillacs.
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That uncomforable feeling of having to shit, pee, or both while driving after drinking 20 ounces of rank coffee.
Larry, you shouldn't have sucked down that last cup of coffee. You are going to get the Cadillac Java Drip again!
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A 1964 Cadillac Hearse is one of the very many genders there are out there. Now don't get this one mixed up with the 1966 Cadillac Hearse or you may be in trouble.
Andrew: Hey, bro, isn't Megan so hot?
Charlie: Yeah, she's-
Andrew: Did you just call it a she..?
Charlie: Yeah-
Andrew: *Becomes triggered* No! Megan is not a 'she'. Megan identifies as a 1964 Cadillac Hearse, you insensitive prick!
a police cruiser (preferably a Crown Victoria) that was bought in a police auction.
These are a real prize if they still have the spot light and cattle guard still on them.
The holy grail of White Trash Cadillacs is one that was an undercover police car with tinted windows and a sweet paint job.
A driving game can be played by guessing from a distance whether a Crown Vic is an actual police car or a White Trash Caddy.
Yo Jimmy is that a cop car or a White Trash Cadillac?
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Cadillac Bumper Bullets are most often mid-size breasts that are far too tightly reined in by a badly designed or poorly fit pushup bra, that has them squeezed into a shape very much like a rounded cone. Commonly found on cougars trying to fight gravity, but occasionally on a younger girl that wishes she were bigger across the bosom. It lends an almost comical appearance.
Exceptions to this are sometimes found in the case of a very young girl of around 17 or 18, who is getting very buxom very fast, and her breasts seem to reach straight out from the shoulder...these are more correctly called sweater bumpers, but when the girls breasts are extra-large the terms become interchangeable.
"heheh, check the Cadillac Bumper Bullets on the cougar in the leopard skin, betcha it took half an hour to get that thing on"
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"that little redheaded chick Robin is some looker, isn't she? and what a pair of CBB's she's got"
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"Veronica, you should take the cadillac out of the garage more often."
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-I'll take a Philly cheese-steak, please.
-Ah, yes....the Cadillac of all sandwiches. That'll be $5.38
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