when a guy nuts down your throat
"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"
A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.
I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.
The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.
Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.
Noun: Male genitalia, nuts, balls, testicles.
"Hey babe, come over here and lick my furry tonsils."
Tonsil Tinea as in "foot in mouth disease".
OMG that boy has such a bad case of tonsil tinea, he almost swallowed his whole foot.